The Ultimate Housewarming Experience

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๐Ÿงช Start Beta Testing ๐Ÿš€

Try the new anonymous identity system! Get your unique pseudonym and help us test the gift commitment features.

๐ŸŽ Wishlists

Traditional (external link)

Browse the Google Spreadsheet, pick something you'd like to gift, mark it as 'Rezervat' in the sheet, then order and arrange delivery yourself. No payment details sharedโ€”just claim your gift and handle the rest!

Bandcamp (external link)

Support music directly! Use Bandcamp's 'Buy as Gift' feature to send albums/tracks. Digital gifts delivered instantly to my account.

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Bring your own slippers!
I only have 2 pairs

๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Menu

Drinks

  • ๐Ÿท Medium-dry white wine
  • ๐ŸŒธ Rosรฉ
  • ๐Ÿธ Gin
  • ๐Ÿฅƒ Rum
  • ๐Ÿฅƒ Whiskey

Food

  • ๐Ÿ• Pizza

COMING SOON

The most aggressive, satirical, and utterly ridiculous gift registry experience is coming to ruin your peaceful shopping experience.

No actual data will be harvested. Promises not legally binding. ๐Ÿคž

๐ŸŽ‰ Party Details

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Date
November 8, 2025
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Time
4:00 PM
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Location
Iaศ™i, Romania
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Gifts
Three wishlists (Traditional, Receipt, Bandcamp)
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Leaderboard
Anonymous competitive gifting
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Features
Real-time updates, tier-based perks

โœจ What to Expect โœจ

๐ŸŽฏ Aggressive UX

Popups, fake urgency, and dark patterns that are somehow still functional

๐Ÿ† Competitive Gifting

Bronze to Ultra tiers with real party perks (including bathroom priority!)

๐Ÿ“ฑ Mobile-First

Designed for phone sharing during the party

๐Ÿ“บ TV Display Mode

Samsung TV compatible for ambient party entertainment

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Warning

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This website contains satirical dark patterns, aggressive UX, and functional gift commitment systems. Side effects may include excessive shopping, competitive anxiety, and uncontrollable laughter. Consult your wallet before use.

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